"I’m one of the guys that likes to scare the living crap out of kids. There is not many things that I can think of that bring me as much joy. I’m not kidding, it’s a problem I might have to talk about some day, professionally. But to see just sheer terror on a teenagers face just brings me so much gratification. I feel bad sometimes… But it’s so much fun!"
I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
The eye color changes depending on your background.
MY MIND IS BLOWN
i guess you could say that this post is
Everyday’s a new day needing more work than the last
I’m getting older and my reflections dying fast: SN09x15
Martin and James - I Have To Fall